the_tremelman

My Profile

In the morning I like to...

Read online funnies

If I knew the world was going to end tomorrow I would...

Reflect on my accomplishments

I cannot live without...

air, blood, water....

I am truly terrified of...

Night Terrors

Name

Bil Koot

Date of Birth

Feb 06, 1958

Location

Woodstock, Ontario, Canada

Favorite Books

Warlord of Mars - E.R. Burroughs
Road Marks - Roger Zelazny
Day of the Triffids - John Wyndham
Second Son - Charles Sailor
Gladiator - Phillip Wylie
Sackett novels - Louis L'amour

Favorite Films

Big Trouble in Little China
Serenity
For Love of the Game
The Rookie
Dreamcatcher
Underworld

Favorite Quotes

The chance of a slice of toast falling buttered-side-down is directly proportionate to the expense of your carpet - Capt. Edward E. Murphy

The chance of driving up behind the slowest vehicle on the highway is directly proportionate to the nearness of your exit - Bil Koot's corollary to Murphy's Law

"So long, and thanks for all the fish" - the Porpoises from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Bio

I'm a cruciverbalist truck driver with a flair for literal creativity. (There's a no-prize in it for you if you can figure that one out!) I like to tinker with computers, 10-pin bowl, I'm an armchair baseball coach, and my hero is Walter Mitty.

Sex

Male

History

Member for

2 years 16 weeks